oyveyzqueer:

of course he comes back with the fucking haircut/color i tried and failed to attain

moriarty:

awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

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IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S ROBERT

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

kawaiians:

a picture of a teenage girl doing a regular thing except shes japanese so it has 2000 notes

(Source: mensrightsactivist)

spookypbj:

9aia:

tamdrogymiss:

thankneptune:

Fucking dreams came true. Found this thing a while back, but it was unfinished so I didn’t pay much attention to it. Now its open and I’m pissing myself. Its a fucking Pokemon MMO. Its like the Pokemon world every kid dreamed of, being able to be a fucking trainer alongside your friends, literally. No stupid cables, no only seeing each other in certain places, but now you can play together in the same world. Fuck. There are no words to describe what my younger self is feeling. Already got Alex, Tucker, and Jordan to play. Who’s fucking next?
Get it here if you want: http://pokemmo.eu/
Fuck having a life.

HOOOLY FUCK

trying this out now omg


GUYS